bother, brother
really, i have this urge to kill my brother.
my brother is the most pathetic asshole ever.
here's what he did/does:
1. kidnapped my quiksilver bag for 6 months.
2. kidnapped my shoebag for 6 months, made it really filthy and sandy, and refuses to return it to me(when i demanded that he return it, he asked me to use a plastic bag instead?!)
3. takes me as some sort of homework slave and acts like i;m obliged to help him do his math tutorials.
4. doesn't say thankyou when i help him with homework.
5. he is damn abusive(verbal and physical).sadly, i can no longer whack him to pulp because he has developed some humongous biceps.
on a nicer note, my brother is damn funny and clownish. he takes lots and lots of supplements(creatine, endurox, accelerade, just to name afew) and now looks like a cockroach. he trains like a mad man 6 times a week and aspires to join the commandos. he's the kind that sings into a voice recorder, converts it into mp3 format and then blasts it very loud so that we all have to cover our ears =(. what a retard.
wow i have such a narcissistic(did i mention that he also loves flexing his biceps and flaunting his abs in front of the mirror?), unreasonable, weird(?) brother. so i can't entirely be blamed for being such a horrible sister.
my brother is the most pathetic asshole ever.
here's what he did/does:
1. kidnapped my quiksilver bag for 6 months.
2. kidnapped my shoebag for 6 months, made it really filthy and sandy, and refuses to return it to me(when i demanded that he return it, he asked me to use a plastic bag instead?!)
3. takes me as some sort of homework slave and acts like i;m obliged to help him do his math tutorials.
4. doesn't say thankyou when i help him with homework.
5. he is damn abusive(verbal and physical).sadly, i can no longer whack him to pulp because he has developed some humongous biceps.
on a nicer note, my brother is damn funny and clownish. he takes lots and lots of supplements(creatine, endurox, accelerade, just to name afew) and now looks like a cockroach. he trains like a mad man 6 times a week and aspires to join the commandos. he's the kind that sings into a voice recorder, converts it into mp3 format and then blasts it very loud so that we all have to cover our ears =(. what a retard.
wow i have such a narcissistic(did i mention that he also loves flexing his biceps and flaunting his abs in front of the mirror?), unreasonable, weird(?) brother. so i can't entirely be blamed for being such a horrible sister.
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